Overheard at the Doctor's Office

Scene: Elderly woman, with large glasses and a drooping "Fighting Irish" hat on, speaking to the receptionist at the foot doctor.

"Now, I have a question that I think is an important one."

"Yes?"

"May I see your ring?"

"Sure."

"Oh, my, it's a beauty, isn't it? That's a big stone!"

"Why, thank you."

"Do you have an AK47 to go with it?"

The receptionist laughs nervously, says, "no," while walking into the safety of the office.

Crazy lady is having her feet checked today.