Monday, October 23, 2006

There's a chill in the air...


I think dating is like negotiating the spring ice breakup in the Bering Straits. When you find someone to date, you've pulled yourself up out of the icy water, and you're able to float along and survive the open water. If the relationship goes well, maybe you're able to catch a ride on a passing ship, find a place in the cabins, visit the galley, and even head south to warmer, more comfortable climes.

The moment you break up, it's as if you're catapulted in a rocket back to the Arctic circle, and once again you become flotsam, bobbing in unfriendly and icy cold waters. When you've left the comfortable environs of the tropics, out of "principle," or "what's best," it can seem to have been a bizarre choice. But you maintain your convictions, even though there is no rescue in sight. You convince yourself that certainly a promising prospect will float by, so you remain hopeful. Suddenly, on the horizon, you see possibilities. You doggedly paddle your way alongside, scanning the edges to see if there's a way to pull yourself from the depths, even if only for a brief respite. Sometimes it's no problem heaving your way out of the chilly deep, and then at other times, you realize that it's simply too slippery to get a grip.

When you ask a girl if she'd like to go out for dinner, and she says, "I don't know," usually that's a bad sign.

Of course, I'm laughing as I reread this.

That's the best response I suppose.

All I'm saying though is that the water ain't fine.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Baybee, you are needing to bring some more care-a-mel and maybee another pie.

Yeeeees!

Do not waste your time on seelly girls who maybee do not enjoy haveen the big and eentelleejent vocabularies such as ourselves.

Veddy good.

Is true.

We are steell loving you so veddy much.

Anonymous said...

Oh Baybee, we are veddy sorry to eenform you of some typos and such beesness.

Ees not veddy good.

I am so sorry if you are having problems translating but it is veddy hard. Although we are fluent een speaking two langooojes, writing eet ees veddy challenging. Ees true.

Fourgeeve us four typing "is" when we are clearly meaning ees. We are hoping that you are able to understanding the Engleesh and the Ukrainian.

Four us, we are effortlessly glideen between langooojes all thee time. We are sometimes getting confoosed.

Fourgive us.

Dan said...

Consider yous forgiven. :-)

Here's some hands across the sea, sisters! Thanks for the laugh...

Get this--the chica made a comment about it on myspace.

Tacky.