So it's "Free Communication" weekend at eHarmony. I still have a profile from ages ago, so I thought I'd pop in to see if anyone seems interesting, or if anyone wanted to chat with me. One woman who sent a message to me had this under her "Recently Read Books" category:
I read the "Twilight" series by Stephenie Meyer. It was all about a vampire that falls in love with a mortal. The thing that I liked most about the series was the romance. It's a romance that all women dream about but never seem to find in their own lives.
That's because it's fiction, and it's about the classic "badboy." It's horse-pucky, and if a woman expects me to sweep her off her feet like some eternally 17 year old vampire, well, I'm not interested.